Welcome to the Barroom Ticker – where the action never stops and the beer never warms.
Patty’s got a live line on every sport worth watching — from big-league ballparks to cold college gyms. This is your one-stop shop to track every score that matters (to Patty, at least). Scroll down, catch the buzz, and see how Patty’s picks are playing out in real time. Don’t blink — you might miss a buzzer beater, a walk-off, or a bad beat.
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MLB – “Crack of the Bat and Snap of the Wrist”
Click below to check today’s baseball scoreboard.
NFL – “Gridiron Glory, Patty-Style”
Sunday means red zone rage and fantasy heartbreak. Patty's tracking it all.
NBA – “Buckets, Buzzer Beaters & Patty’s Parlays”
The scoreboard lights up faster than Patty's parlay collapses. Let’s check it.
WNBA – “Respect the Game, Cash the Ticket”
Less hype, more hustle. Patty bets smart — and the women deliver.
NCAA Football – “Fall Saturdays, Patty’s Favorite Religion”
Nothing says Saturday like beer, bad refs, and blown 4th-quarter leads. See who's alive.
Men’s College Hoops – “Madness Lives Year Round”
Don’t wait for March — these kids are cooking all season. Tap to see who's hot.
Women’s College Hoops – “Don’t Sleep on the Real Hustlers”
These ladies don’t miss — on the court or Patty’s napkin. Tap in.